He is The Berwick Bandit
To Him I’ve got to Hand it
He Works The Town
and Gets us Down
He Thinks he’s Here to Stay
But Northumberland Will Him Slay
He Thinks he Does The Job
But he’s Just a lazy Slob
He Thinks we’re all The Same
Yet will not Give His name
He Thinks he Runs With The Pack
But Will Never be a Hack
Frame your Green Plate Before it’s Too Late
Cos’ Northumberland wants it BACK!
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I wrote a daft poem,
Now I am getting more grief then Michael Owen,
I never called anyone a name,
Or wanted to get involved who was to blame,
You ASSume I Flimp,
And have the criminal record of a Pimp.
I am a stand up guy,
A flag down fare can’t buy.
To me it’s not worth the risk,
I work my office jobs,
With no in between frisk.
Frame Me, Blame Me,
Say what you say.
I do my job right,
I am not a flimp or a pimp,
So Up Yours Pal, (Humour)
Go Fly a Kite!
@TheBBMC, There a lot of PH not happy with Berwick cars aswel as the hacks mate.why shoud yous do the same job as me with less to pay an less hassle.do the job properly,get a kosher licence and stop trying to bollox the job up.
@PHD, Half these clowns couldn’t pass the locality test mate even after a few years working there micky mouse plates they’d still fail
f**k you all
@berwick bandit,
bet you got loads of gold stars on your homework at school, you little brainiac you.
Guess what you lot,
My Berwick Badge can go rot,
Cause I just passed my locality test.
Glad I’ve met your requests.
So now I have a proper badge,
You can all stop going so radge.
I’ll keep wearing my green plate,
Until Northumbria Give me a Date.
So all you dreamers and screamers,
That think the end of berwick means
more work for you,
You havent got a clue.
Cause I ll still be here as will all
me mates.
Charging a lot cheaper rates.
So I hope you get a 1000 more rank spaces,
Cause Private Hire will still be busy in
front of your faces.
Cause we’re safe and cheap ,
and your charges are just too steep……
@BBMC, WHAT A DOYLEM STICK TO THE DRIVING JOB
@BBMC,
totally agree with u am133 what **** brain dead comes to mind bbmc if u were not good enough to pass a locality test in the 1st place u should of never been a taxi driver here (sorry ment private hire driver) and we haven’t got a clue have we like u have been doing it what 2-3 years bet u know it all by now i have done it 20 year and don’t claim 2 know every thing may be u could educate all us drivers
Charging a lot cheaper rates well u know the saying paid peanuts get monkeys ?? !!!!